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Hi there! It's Tokai Yoneda!
That big project!
It's Valentine's Day!
Liar project!
We did it!
We're making handmade chocolates,
and girls all over the world are making a fuss about it,
but we're going to make it for guys too!
The opposite of chocolates.
But, if we just make it normally,
it'll be like "why?"
So we're going to make chocolates for girls,
but we want them to be happy about it in a different way.
So we did it!
Chocolate like poop!
Which one will you eat?
Liar project!
No more explanations!
It's a liar project!
We'll play rock-paper-scissors,
and we'll split into two groups.
The group that makes chocolate like poop,
and the group that makes poop like chocolate.
And we'll take it to the big city,
and we'll say "eat either of them" and we'll take it,
and we'll see which one we'll eat.
That's great!
I want to see it!
We can see girls eating chocolate like poop,
and we can see girls eating chocolate like poop.
And we might be able to see girls pooping around here too.
Maybe.
We might be able to see girls pooping around here too.
So, for now,
let's play "good oppa" to split into two groups.
"Good oppa" and "uncle"!
Oh no!
We're definitely going to make chocolate!
We've been split into "good" and "bad"!
This is bad!
This is really poop...
Poop, huh?
Rock, paper, scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors is no good!
The one who wins makes chocolate like poop.
So you're not going to do it?
I feel like I'm going to win!
This is the rock, paper, scissors you want to win the most in 2015.
I want to lose!
You can't lose, Toshimitsu!
Okay, let's do it!
Rock, paper, scissors!
(Everyone laughs)
I'll stop!
- Let's do it. - We can't.
- No, we can't.
- Let's do it. - For real.
- We can't let you off like this. - I'll stop now.
Can you please not be so serious or something?
(Everyone laughs)
I know you're upset because I do this in my videos.
(Everyone laughs)
They are gone.
They are all gone!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
What? You just did it.
I don't poop.
Are you trying to make me angry?
No, I'm not.
I haven't pooped in five years.
I haven't pooped in 20 years.
You're amazing.
Do you poop or cook?
I don't like pooping.
You don't like pooping.
I don't like pooping.
Why?
I don't like pooping, looking at it, touching it, cooking it.
You've laughed at me when I pooped, haven't you?
If you laugh at me when I poop, it means you're going to make me angry again.
Let's do it.
You don't poop, do you?
I don't know.
Do you scratch your butt?
It's impossible for me to touch you.
I'm sorry, but I'm not human at all.
What do you mean you're not human?
I'm not human.
What are you doing?
I can't do it.
Do you want me to scratch your butt?
I don't want you guys to touch me.
What are you going to do?
I don't like pooping.
It's impossible for me to cook.
I can't do pooping.
I like pooping.
Pooping is fun.
Let's do pooping.
I can't do pooping.
Let's do pooping.
Pooping is fun.
Is there any other cute way of calling poop?
Golden.
What?
That's it.
There's no other way.
You can't say "poop" like that.
Why not?
One.
What do you mean "one"?
You can't say "one" in Japan.
If you make it funnier, it'll really feel like we're doing it.
If you say "poop" in a different way, people will say it.
You should do it yourself at the end of the month.
There's no other way.
Poop.
There's no other way of saying poop.
It's a waste material.
Let's say "yogurt".
Yogurt.
Are you stupid?
Yogurt.
Yes, yes.
Fruit.
Are you stupid?
It's orthodox.
It's fruit.
Yes, yes.
You're stupid.
It's not "a little".
Let's make it correct.
Let's make it cute in ourselves.
If you touch it because you're sick of it, will you touch it because you're sick of it?
I'm a little confused right now.
I'm a little confused.
Look.
I'm confused.
It's a little poop.
You're not human beings, but you're finally confused.
We humans can't do it.
Let's poop a lot of people.
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's make it funny.
It's a waste material.
Poop is impossible.
The other side of life.
It's not about how you poop.
It's not about that.
Why are you seriously thinking about how you poop?
It's not like that.
If you ask us a lot of things, we can poop for you.
Even if we refuse to poop, I don't think we can beat you.
You can beat us.
Then can you poop?
You can poop.
We can't poop.
Poop is a waste of material.
How to cook is also a waste of material.
But it's good.
Poop is good.
Then I refuse good.
I'll leave it.
Leave the poop.
I'll leave the poop.
I'll flush it once.
You're giving me serious poop.
That's too much.
Are you denying the project?
I've been denying it.
It's not good to touch this kind of tool.
I'm telling you not to touch it.
I'm doing it all by myself.
You're saying it's not good, aren't you?
It's not good, isn't it?
I thought it was funny.
I'm doing something about it.
I'll leave it for tomorrow's second part.
It's dirty.
It's too smelly.
Don't let it out.
Open.
It's poop.
Wait, it's poop.
Can I eat it?
Please eat it.
What is it?